50 Shades of Green
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Is it Gio sneaking oot the back door?
Is it Gio sneaking oot the back door?
a bear wi a dog jumper on back to front
He was told to give it a guid wackYou had one job...
Good Mormon sir, happened in the Calton district two turned up at the home of one of the blue angels, they (the Angels) were team handed smoking hash and been rebels, as only one Angel had opened the door he deviantly invited them in, 2 hours later two stoned mormons humming Black Sabbath tunes.True story, sitting at home one morning and there's a knock on our door
I could see as I came downstairs, that it was couple of dark suited bible thumpers, the God squad, and they were looking for converts
That's no' me...
I opened the door..."Good morning Sir...blah blah blah...the Lord..."
I said "Hang on I'll get my husband, he normally deals with these kind of things..."
I left the door open, as I walked back upstairs...when I returned, they had gone...
Whit it doesn’t show is that the tractor in front is being towed by a Lamborghini
Hopefully his dug Rover will sign a cheque furra restI watched that! Fuckin brutal.
At least he gave the charity 5 grand, no a bad cunt, he'd be an even better cunt if he'd given them 20 grand right enough!
You signed as You not the noise you but you tell me yi didny sign in as the 6 shoats o the raffle.Don't talk to me about tax, I've spent the day trying to prove my online identity to the HMRC so I can join PAYE as an employer and according to them I'm not me!
I'm registered for vat, I'm registered for corporation tax, I have a P60 that they sent me but I'm not me according to them!
So I phone the bastards, wait for an hour, then get an automated message saying you need your PAYE reference number to use this service!!!
If I had a PAYE reference number I wouldn't be phoning you ffs! At that point I gave up and opened a Stella.