Where am I..... in the village..... what do you want ...... information...... you won’t get it........ by hook or by crook we will......who is number one...... you are number two....... I am not a number I’m a free man.
I like his consistency though, it's all shite no just some of it!Fuck me....TT is invading every thread. It's like the chineese hacking all over again!!!!
Let’s face it we all know the Illuminati are ruling the world, the queen is really a lizard, the masons all practice devil worship and kiss a goats arse every Sunday lunchtime.
Margaret thatcher was really denis thatcher in drag, the royal family are all vampires and slippery G turns into a werewolf when there’s a full moon.
I’m feart to say much about any of it coz they are all out to get me, I’ve been followed round Tesco by Dalek Sec.
If you don’t hear from me again raise the alarm I may have been kidnapped by aliens
You've already been abducted and all trace of the memory has been wiped, just like Thai Twat.
Ffs ma cats just fell of the edge Of the flatfuckingearthCan we change the record please?? someone mention cats?
Mine too but don’t worry they’ll land on their feetFfs ma cats just fell of the edge Of the flatfuckingearth
HH
Now now Shammy don’t be mean. I’ve already had to explain this to my young New Zealand vet.
Oh she said.... you’ve named Felix after the cat food...... der............ no I said..... he is named after Felix the black and white cartoon cat of the 1920/30s.
Needless to say she understood not one word of it
And this is bubble and squeak looking out on their territory
What do they knowNow now Shammy don’t be mean. I’ve already had to explain this to my young New Zealand vet.
Oh she said.... you’ve named Felix after the cat food...... der............ no I said..... he is named after Felix the black and white cartoon cat of the 1920/30s.
Needless to say she understood not one word of it