The Flat Earth For Beginners
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Greenghirl
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Where am I..... in the village..... what do you want ...... information...... you won’t get it........ by hook or by crook we will......who is number one...... you are number two....... I am not a number I’m a free man.
Thanks your eminence fir reminding me of my fave program. Maybe we could send the lunatic there.
Mind you it’s solved the Bermuda Triangle mystery. No wonder they all disappeared without a trace
Still think Terry Pratchett was nearer the truth all them elephants and a giant turtle supporting the disc world..........
HH
Lubos left peg
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Fuck me....TT is invading every thread. It's like the chineese hacking all over again!!!!
Hoopy427
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I like his consistency though, it's all shite no just some of it!
The Shamrock
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Why believe in one conspiracy when you're daft enough to swallow them all.
Greenghirl
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Let’s face it we all know the Illuminati are ruling the world, the queen is really a lizard, the masons all practice devil worship and kiss a goats arse every Sunday lunchtime.
Margaret thatcher was really denis thatcher in drag, the royal family are all vampires and slippery G turns into a werewolf when there’s a full moon.
I’m feart to say much about any of it coz they are all out to get me, I’ve been followed round Tesco by Dalek Sec.
If you don’t hear from me again raise the alarm I may have been kidnapped by aliens
Margaret thatcher was really denis thatcher in drag, the royal family are all vampires and slippery G turns into a werewolf when there’s a full moon.
I’m feart to say much about any of it coz they are all out to get me, I’ve been followed round Tesco by Dalek Sec.
If you don’t hear from me again raise the alarm I may have been kidnapped by aliens
Greenghirl
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Or worse..... thrown off the edge of the feckin flat earth
The Shamrock
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You've already been abducted and all trace of the memory has been wiped, just like Thai Twat.
Greenghirl
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JamSam67
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Greenghirl
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Mine too but don’t worry they’ll land on their feetFfs ma cats just fell of the edge Of the flatfuckingearth
HH
Greenghirl
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The Shamrock
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That's an original name for a cat. 
Greenghirl
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Now now Shammy don’t be mean. I’ve already had to explain this to my young New Zealand vet.
Oh she said.... you’ve named Felix after the cat food...... der.......
..... no I said..... he is named after Felix the black and white cartoon cat of the 1920/30s.
Needless to say she understood not one word of it
Oh she said.... you’ve named Felix after the cat food...... der.......
..... no I said..... he is named after Felix the black and white cartoon cat of the 1920/30s.Needless to say she understood not one word of it
Greenghirl
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The Shamrock
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Now now Shammy don’t be mean. I’ve already had to explain this to my young New Zealand vet.
Oh she said.... you’ve named Felix after the cat food...... der.......
Needless to say she understood not one word of it
I wasn't thinking of the cat food but thought it was after the cartoon one.
The Shamrock
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They do nothing for me, I'm afraid.
boab1916
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What do they knowNow now Shammy don’t be mean. I’ve already had to explain this to my young New Zealand vet.
Oh she said.... you’ve named Felix after the cat food...... der.......
Needless to say she understood not one word of it
The Shamrock
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Cocky bugger.........so's Felix.
