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Ha! Flat earth thread turned into the wonders of cats, result!
Ha! Flat earth thread turned into the wonders of cats, result!
Best thing I've ever seen on the Internet, thanks PMM!
I've heard it said that cats don't care too much for their humans, but my missus took a video of wee Shunsuke one day after I went to work. She said that he sat like that for the rest of the day then jumped onto the windowsill and started padding at the window when I turned into the street.They're special wee creatures SP, there's a little bit of magic in them. I've had cats for 25 years and they still amaze me regularly.
I used to work away a lot mate, i didnt use a phone at the time, could have been away for 4 days maybe 10 just depended on what I was doing. My wife knew when I was coming home because my cat Kira would jump up on the window cill and meow her head off about 30 minutes before I got home, so probably when I was about 20 miles from home! God only knows how she knew!I've heard it said that cats don't care too much for their humans, but my missus took a video of wee Shunsuke one day after I went to work. She said that he sat like that for the rest of the day then jumped onto the windowsill and started padding at the window when I turned into the street.
Cats might play the big 'I am', but they love us just as much as we love them.
Probably could smell you from that distance.....I used to work away a lot mate, i didnt use a phone at the time, could have been away for 4 days maybe 10 just depended on what I was doing. My wife knew when I was coming home because my cat Kira would jump up on the window cill and meow her head off about 30 minutes before I got home, so probably when I was about 20 miles from home! God only knows how she knew!
The banterProbably could smell you from that distance.....
Might not be a bad call actually, i was away renovating a house with no water for up to 10 days at a time so.....!Probably could smell you from that distance.....
So what way are you tilting? No spillage i hope.I beg to differ and I'm fulla cider and vodka.
Fuck no, down with alcohol abuse!So what way are you tilting? No spillage i hope.
Flat earthism is a counter-intelligence, disinfo psyop aimed at deflecting attention from the real truth. The earth is hollow, as hollow as the Duffalo's noggin I tells ya.
Hollow Earth - Wikipedia
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Bet you were howlin haha the mob i work for dont even get us a portaloo so been pissin in a lucozade bottle for the last 4 weeksMight not be a bad call actually, i was away renovating a house with no water for up to 10 days at a time so.....!
Bet you were howlin haha the mob i work for dont even get us a portaloo so been pissin in a lucozade bottle for the last 4 weeks
Theres a McDonalds no too far awayI'm gonna hate myself for asking but what if you need a jobby?
I had a joiner came to me looking for a job when I was at redrow, he'd been sacked by belway, i asked him why he'd been sacked "I was shiteing in poly bags and leaving them in my hooses because I couldy be arsed going to the portaloo"Bet you were howlin haha the mob i work for dont even get us a portaloo so been pissin in a lucozade bottle for the last 4 weeks
Dirty bastard!I worked for a housebuilder for years and i lost count how many times i had to box-in behind a toilet full of stale pish !Lazy bastards would pish in the toilet bowls before the water was even turned on.I had a joiner came to me looking for a job when I was at redrow, he'd been sacked by belway, i asked him why he'd been sacked "I was shiteing in poly bags and leaving them in my hooses because I couldy be arsed going to the portaloo"
GTF ya dirty bastard!!
Ladies don't shite do they Shammy??Used to use the McDonald's on Pollokshaws rd when I worked in the community but I think they got fly for us all going there and we had to end up buying something. Thought I'd cut out the middle man and just threw the burger doon the pan.
I know the one ,everytime i go by it now i'll think of you doing a in thereUsed to use the McDonald's on Pollokshaws rd when I worked in the community but I think they got fly for us all going there and we had to end up buying something. Thought I'd cut out the middle man and just threw the burger doon the pan.
Ladies don't shite do they Shammy??
Chipped,vaccinated,NEUTERED??? Thank duck you like himOh he is a beauty. Cats do that to you. Felix was a stray who lived in our garden for six months. I left food for him three times a day and he was so nervous of people it took me all of that time to win his trust. We built him a large hutch for the winter and eventually he agreed to come into our home. Now micro chipped neutered vaccinated and ruling the roost