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Aye, my kebab and my bottle of lambrini!!!
Too cheap n nasty for us west coasters aw diddums. Anyway we’re no 13 yr olds ?
Aye, my kebab and my bottle of lambrini!!!
Broom? Wiz she a foxy witch ??
Never heard of a broom n a lot of hun mingers worked ther pal.
Sorry ?
I used to get compared to Morten too, JC. Unfortunately - my comparison was of the Greenock variety!...she was an airdrie fan...and said she regularly spoke to Jim Traynor....but what a stunner she was......anyway met her in Butlin's Wonderwest when I electrified the new Ayr Halfords in '94.
......she always called me Patrick Swayze or Morten Harket, said we had the same eyes and hair and kept slaggin' Celtic though her bro was a Celt....and got pissed off with me for staying in the pub till midnight with him and didn't get back til' late to help her babysit!!! She had a two year old wee boy who bit everything he saw...including my legs!!!
Think she was a bit too frisky .....and the long drive back for me to the Ayr Butlin's caravan Park for work in the morning was all too much for her.....so it was 'erm....NEXT!
...she was an airdrie fan...and said she regularly spoke to Jim Traynor....but what a stunner she was......anyway met her in Butlin's Wonderwest when I electrified the new Ayr Halfords in '94.
......she always called me Patrick Swayze or Morten Harket, said we had the same eyes and hair and kept slaggin' Celtic though her bro was a Celt....and got pissed off with me for staying in the pub till midnight with him and didn't get back til' late to help her babysit!!! She had a two year old wee boy who bit everything he saw...including my legs!!!
Think she was a bit too frisky .....and the long drive back for me to the Ayr Butlin's caravan Park for work in the morning was all too much for her.....so it was 'erm....NEXT!
FFS, JC.........I was digging deeper to get away from them!!!!
The red-hot gates of hell seemed like a safer option
Aw Naw, JC........dinnae be bringing me into your quest for self-destruction!!!Ha ha ha ha ....like it mate.....say hi to my sister when you get to Brisbane!
I'm sure she'll give you some tips on "How To Handle Women" Book 1. (14th reprint)
I'm still on book 24....and think I've got it sussies...I'mean sussed.....I'mean THEM sussed....
Phew! must be gettin' tired SP...I'll find out tomorrow if I ..I'mean WE got away with that one!
Aw Naw, JC........dinnae be bringing me into your quest for self-destruction!!!
I'm lookin my tin-hat oot as we speak and puttin the hydrolic drill into overdrive!
Come on Satan, yi big horny cloven-hooved bastard........you're easy pickins compared to Thelma and Louise there
Aaaarrgghh Michael.........JC's going doon that zanti misfits road again!!!!Not sure if even sad, bad ol' Satan would try to mess with they two........they even had me in a fankle for a bit ....but sneakhips JC got them well sussed ......I can say that 'cos they two 'll be well wrapped up by now.......
BTW bud...you had me goin' there for a bit.
My sister in Brisbane really is called Wilma, and two of the others...............are called Thelma and Louise...and I'm not kiddin'.......see when I said you were perceptive.......I shoulda said VERY perceptive...........Did you ever star in the Twilight Zone back in the sixties pal....?
Night nite SP.....hopefully back on tomorrow...today.......if I'm not too knucking fackered.....
NAAAWWWW! NO THE ZANTI PHECKIN MISFITS!!!!!Aaaarrgghh Michael.........JC's going doon that zanti misfits road again!!!!
........................Don’t you worry yer wee cotton socks our JC, she’s a tough burd oor Shammy ffs she eats pies ???
Ace song love it takes me back to ma Rugby days. Thanks ?? ? ? ?
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Parents shd hang their heeds in shame?????..Why..just why???..Their can be NO MIRRORS in this cunts hoose?????