Aberdeen v Celtic - Scottish Premiership Sunday 27 October kick-off 12.15pm

[boab1916]

Haha it was my mates 30th last week. The lad is a bit bonkers, weird but not violent. His ma hadn't invited us all round since his 21st . We don't bother with presents but I was in Poundland buying lighters and got carried away. Halloween stuff was on sale so I got the idea of a murder and mayhem kit.
- ducktape
-zip ties
- bleach
- claw hammer (badly cast from chinesium steel and what looked like thumb tacks as a wedge)
- large tarpaulin /waterproof ground sheet
- heavy duty rubber gloves
- can of irn bru and a half wine(co-op) murder is thirsty work
-sellotape and wrapping paper
- Halloween hockey mask
- extra strong bin bags
Lassie at the counter, bless her wasn't 100%. Had the para thought though...I must have triggered some sort of gov watch list haha.

His ma pissed herself when he opened them all. Got a photo wearing all the gear.
His bird is a crazy hippy euro banger she didn't get the joke and said she was "very happy as everthing was very useful as they were moving house, we need these things, thankyou very mutch"

His bird sounds like she is ahead of everyone, she cannot wait till yous leave.

 

[Big Bobo's bunnet]

It was his mum's house it was hosted. I'd said his mrs was a euro banger hippy. Trust me on this if it was hosted back at his gaff there wouldn't of been the 1am kick out .
Few glasses were broken with stumbles, someone fell into the wall and knocked off an inheritance clock, one boy didn't want to leave even though his gf had spent an hour being sick then was crashed out on the armchair...all been there. Game over . His ma announced "love you all but get a taxi (gtf)"

 

[SamTeàrlachH]

So not only did Hugh Dallas Jnr give the Slevco a penalty, which they missed, but he also apparently 'missed' (an honest mistake, of course) what the Motherwell manager said was a clear and obvious foul on a Motherwell player in the run up to Sevco's equaliser. No surprises.

 

[The Galway shawl]

So not only did Hugh Dallas Jnr give the Slevco a penalty, which they missed, but he also apparently 'missed' (an honest mistake, of course) what the Motherwell manager said was a clear and obvious foul on a Motherwell player in the run up to Sevco's equaliser. No surprises.

What bit shocks you Sam? Get use to it this season! Not paranoid by any stretch mate but it's getting more obvious by the week, wonder how Slippy G feels? Embarrassment? Shame? Does he genuinely think they are correct decisions? Makes you wonder the actual moral compass of the man? Win at any costs? Stay tuned to the MIB....

 

[Fisiani]

Beaton was unable to cheat as we were 4-0 up after 45 minutes. He ca'd canny and saved the cheating for another time when it will be crucial to the outcome.

 

[lennono]

Now’s the day and now’s the hour

See the front o’ battle lour

Aberdeen 0 Celtic Fower

In Celtic we Trust

We have the power

0-4

Got it right fur wance

 

[Artur]

Only caught highlights of the game but that Aberdeen defendin Think we need to put a 10million bid in for McKenna in January .......

 

[Artur]

I was in b and q last week and noticed a guy buying a 3 pack of a shit type of building adhesive, I was just about to say don't buy that mate it's crap then I noticed the big RFC and red hand tattoos, meh it's your money, hope your shelf falls down and hits you on the napper!

You n your buildin materials .....

 

[Artur]

Aye, I'll shove mine right up yer bakey big fella

Family forum Docco ,keep it clean

 

[Hoopy427]

Got it right fur wance

Seen a cracking bird (calm doon King Artur) in Perthshire yesterday Lennono, quite colourful with a v shaped tail, i think it was probably a kite?

 

[Artur]

Seen a cracking bird (calm doon King Artur) in Perthshire yesterday Lennono, quite colourful with a v shaped tail, i think it was probably a kite?

Plenty of crackin birds in Blair Drummond mate,liked the Owls the best

 

[Hoopy427]

Plenty of crackin birds in Blair Drummond mate,liked the Owls the best

I was at the safari park a few weeks ago mate! Great day, lions and tigers and birds!

 

[Artur]

I was at the safari park a few weeks ago mate! Great day, lions and tigers and birds!

It is mate much better than Edinburgh zoo

 

[lennono]

Seen a cracking bird (calm doon King Artur) in Perthshire yesterday Lennono, quite colourful with a v shaped tail, i think it was probably a kite?

Did it look like that wan

 

[Hoopy427]

Did it look like that wan

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That's fantastic mate! Yeah I think it would have been, i only seen it from below as it flew over. Quite tricky trying to bird watch and drive at the same time!

 

[Artur]

Did it look like that wan

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Looks menacin

 

[Artur]

Aberdeen missing a few regulars so a good time to get them . Weather could be a problem today heavy rain and gales . Not good for stylish football . Hard battle today let's hope the teams up for it want the goal difference to improve .

Fs their reserves would've put up a better fight,theyve went downhill bigtime

 

[Artur]

Glad to see Frimpong getting a start, hope Rogic is in the mood.

Thought big Rogic played well yesterday,did he no get 2 assists?

 

[Artur]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1188399093191712768

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Naka at it again at 41!

Unbelievable Stevie what a goal might start the Japanese diet

 

[Artur]

Logan is fuming So funny. Get it up ye

Comment off the day Gordon Strachan could play in goal today

HH

Who said that ?