Celtic Noise FC - First XI

[kelly]

Says the big man oan a tractor!!!!

people been talkin again

 

[The Shamrock]

Tractors are pish on those plastic pitches btw.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Do i need to pass to her , just askin cos she's a bit of a fearty

Kelly, I don't even want you anywhere near the ball. You're my midfield general and destroyer, but your main job is to stop Hoopy fae rolling in catnip and going to sleep.

 

[boab1916]

Kelly, I don't even want you anywhere near the ball. You're my midfield general and destroyer, but your main job is to stop Hoopy fae rolling in catnip and going to sleep.

Decsion time

https://twitter.com/x/status/1241342980432281600

 

[kelly]

and yet we still rumble on ,,,,shorty

 

[Clay]

It's a squad game, BB.......needs depth in reserve for those wet Tuesday nights on Phobos and Titan.




A'll no let you doon boss a promise ye spherical.. you can depend on me, am oan ma wae tae gullane sands first thing in the morning..btw boss could ye no squeeze a space in yer team fur lubo?? the poor guy sounds a wee bit peeved aff he never even made the bench..

 

[Bridie Bhoy]

Get you complaining ,,,and the seasons no even kicked off

you could get the doormans joab ,just in case the real fans want to stand outside n challange folk

I'll go out and buy a bow tie tomorrow for my bouncer duties. So where the hell is this ground? Probably SP will squeeze it into the wee space between Tannadice and Dens Park!

 

[boab1916]

Theres an old saying in the Calton when someone is nearing the end or no cunts cares for someone that you can smell the clay of them, i would drop that name it sort of fits the narrative.

 

[Spherical Planet]

Quite ironic that a bhun is going to train at the place where the huns did.

Makes sense I guess knowing your true colours, fred.

 

[michael duffy]

 

[lennono]

Kelly, I don't even want you anywhere near the ball. You're my midfield general and destroyer, but your main job is to stop Hoopy fae rolling in catnip and going to sleep.

BTW ma ither pal Bertie invented the term Midfield General

 

[Spherical Planet]

BTW ma ither pal Bertie invented the term Midfield General

See Kelly......you're in exalted company.

Bet 10.30 didnae have to give Jinky a chasing for catnapping though, Lennono. Might have had to send the sea-rescue squad, but at least he didn't need to get a vet.

 

[Hoopy427]

SP as the manager of this fine team I want to pick your brains, let's say there was some disharmony in the dressing room and someone (me) decided to punch fuck out of our goalkeeper how would you handle such an event?

(Asking for a friend)

 

[lennono]

See Kelly......you're in exalted company.

Bet 10.30 didnae have to give Jinky a chasing for catnapping though, Lennono. Might have had to send the sea-rescue squad, but at least he didn't need to get a vet.

Ah reckon ye should get Bertie oot o retirement...tae gie this team a kick up the erse and get them intae gear

 

[Spherical Planet]

SP as the manager of this fine team I want to pick your brains, let's say there was some disharmony in the dressing room and someone (me) decided to punch fuck out of our goalkeeper how would you handle such an event?

(Asking for a friend)

Piley-on, Hoopy........last man/sham standing.

I would advise against booting, say for instance - the kreeper, in the arse, as it is likely that your foot would get swallowed in that vortex of doom.

Regular whacks to the nugget sound about right though.

Good bonding exercise

 

[lennono]

SP as the manager of this fine team I want to pick your brains, let's say there was some disharmony in the dressing room and someone (me) decided to punch fuck out of our goalkeeper how would you handle such an event?

(Asking for a friend)

Is the friend The Griff or Deek Riordan

 

[michael duffy]

We've no' kicked a baw yet, noo we're batterin team mates! Stella(r)!

 

[michael duffy]

Ah,so the mudman's in goal, form an orderly queue Folks!

 

[lennono]

What are we gonny call oor hame grund

 

[lennono]

What are we gonny call oor hame grund

And....weel hae tae name oor four stands