TET
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I remember passing through Dundee one time on a road trip.It's Dundee, Maria.......there's not so much clubs as farmers markets.
The sheep are all braw dancers and they look smashing with a bit of lippy and mascara.
That's why Dundee girls hammer the kebabs. They're trying to eliminate the competition.
By the way, that's sophisticated for up here, usually it's: "am eh getting it?"
Stopped at a chippy and dude in front of me asked for twapaws.
I wasnt sure if id heard him right but the chick serving repeated twapaws. Pulled out two pies wrapped them and the deal was done.
To this day i havent clue if thats how you say two pies in Dundee or if they were just using some code?