Hobbies!

[Miktim]

In my previous jobs I was required to look out of windows a lot. Now that I’ve retired I still do it a lot as a leisure activity

 

[DILLIGAF]

In my previous jobs I was required to look out of windows a lot. Now that I’ve retired I still do it a lot as a leisure activity

Only you do it now, off the clock
At least you weren't licking the windaes

 

[Miktim]

Only you do it now, off the clock
At least you weren't licking the windaes

Not all the time

 

[Hoopy427]

In my previous jobs I was required to look out of windows a lot. Now that I’ve retired I still do it a lot as a leisure activity

So you were a member of Parliament Miktim?

 

[DILLIGAF]

So you were a member of Parliament Miktim?

No...a News programme meteorologist...checking to see if it was raining
Not exactly a full time job in Greenock mind you

 

[Hoopy427]

No...a News programme meteorologist...checking to see if it was raining
Not exactly a full time job in Greenock mind you

I'm gonny drift back into F1 memories because I can't help myself, I remember about 15 or 20 years ago Mclaren getting all confused about bringing cars in to change tyres because the computer said it was dry but it was clearly pissing down. There were guys going out to the pit lane and its absolutely tipping down but they wouldn't accept it because the computer told them it was dry! They lost that race!

 

[DILLIGAF]

I'm gonny drift back into F1 memories because I can't help myself, I remember about 15 or 20 years ago Mclaren getting all confused about bringing cars in to change tyres because the computer said it was dry but it was clearly pissing down. There were guys going out to the pit lane and its absolutely tipping down but they wouldn't accept it because the computer told them it was dry! They lost that race!

That's why when I hear 'Auto Pilot' I tend to get worried...

 

[The Shamrock]

Hobbies......... what are hobbies?

 

[Hoopy427]

Hobbies......... what are hobbies?

something you partake in for enjoyment not monetary gain, such as photography, or golf, or motorcycling, or collecting old tools or if you're STG spending quality time with ladyboys whilst eating magic mushrooms, that sort of thing....

 

[The Shamrock]

something you partake in for enjoyment not monetary gain, such as photography, or golf, or motorcycling, or collecting old tools or if you're STG spending quality time with ladyboys whilst eating magic mushrooms, that sort of thing....

Pass.

 

[TartanTim]

So...hobbies...eh
I no longer work, so have become adept at doing fuck all
I can see the comments coming, about some of the still presently working people, amongst us
HH

I need hobbies tae escape fae all the females in the family

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Hobbies......... what are hobbies?

Ironing and cooking for starters. Do you need any more?

 

[The Shamrock]

Ironing and cooking for starters. Do you need any more?

 

[Brimcbhoy]

Ok, Hockey if you want, after the dishes an the hoovering. Oh an leave the uniform on,

 

[DILLIGAF]

Hobbies......... what are hobbies?

Hobbies......... what are hobbies?

Jobbies...only with an 'H'

 

[26+6=1]

Hobbies......... what are hobbies?

Was it not them we bate last night?

 

[CelticRose]

Mmmm now let me think hobbies? Mmmmn none - just the odd fruit loaf when I can be bothered and I trust masel no tae eat the whole fkg thing wae a generous helping o Lurpak spread all over it. oh and aye the herb garden, oh and poetry, I write poetry, but ma brother wis moaning cos it was aw doom n gloom and he said can you no write something happy - so ah did about him wae aw his money and his Pollyanna outlook, he wis no happy Oh and I’m writing a book, a thriller no least about us aw growing up a right load o pish probably but it keeps me busy in these days of grand choice not to be scoffed at though - choices I mean.

 

[Miktim]

Mmmm now let me think hobbies? Mmmmn none - just the odd fruit loaf when I can be bothered and I trust masel no tae eat the whole fkg thing wae a generous helping o Lurpak spread all over it. oh and aye the herb garden, oh and poetry, I write poetry, but ma brother wis moaning cos it was aw doom n gloom and he said can you no write something happy - so ah did about him wae aw his money and his Pollyanna outlook, he wis no happy Oh and I’m writing a book, a thriller no least about us aw growing up a right load o pish probably but it keeps me busy in these days of grand choice not to be scoffed at though - choices I mean.

Do you put icing on the top of the fruit loaf Rose ?

 

[50 Shades of Green]

Hobbies eh, does running the wean to and from work and running Mrs Shades to and from work 5 days a week count.


Naw.

OK then I've nae hobbies, no time anymore.

 

[Tarzan Trombone]

Mmmm now let me think hobbies? Mmmmn none - just the odd fruit loaf when I can be bothered and I trust masel no tae eat the whole fkg thing wae a generous helping o Lurpak spread all over it. oh and aye the herb garden, oh and poetry, I write poetry, but ma brother wis moaning cos it was aw doom n gloom and he said can you no write something happy - so ah did about him wae aw his money and his Pollyanna outlook, he wis no happy Oh and I’m writing a book, a thriller no least about us aw growing up a right load o pish probably but it keeps me busy in these days of grand choice not to be scoffed at though - choices I mean.

I like trying to make music with my computer and i take public domain poems occassionally and try putting it into a metre then adding chords. I could trying putting some music to your poems if your interested?

here is a recent poem i added some music and free videos over it