Manhattan Moniker

[boab1916]

Can't get the picture of someone dumping on my worktops out of my mind now!!!!!

Imagine waking up to a pooh on your worktops!!

 

[The Shamrock]

That pooh's cute though.

 

[Spherical Planet]

I was going to call myself: "the thickest c**t alive" but I realised I would be taking ownership of a name reserved for more than 50,000 dafties in hunsville.

Then again it's questionable if they're alive, or if they even have an existence?

 

[Maria]

Hardly censored. He can still take part. But go blow yer knickers out of proportion.

Am listening to no-one with such a disrespectful take on my heritage.

You do what you want

 

[Maria]

Hey Shammy. You want a laugh?

 

[Maria]

Geeza laugh Maria could be doin with one

Think you’ve had yours.

 

[Maria]

At my expense as usual.

 

[Maria]

Am a aye.

 

[Maria]

youv lost me ?was only jokin btw

Plead the 5th all you want you know i know and thats it

 

[Maria]

ayeeee?

Whatever

 

[Maria]

Should never have met you.

 

[Maria]

Liar. No joke. Coffe shop. Cafe nero off argyle street last week. You denying it. I tell the truth always

 

[Maria]

Still. Restored my faith that men are cocks

 

[Maria]

Am no your mate.

 

[Lubos left peg]

I'm lost ???

 

[Maria]

Are you fk lost.

 

[Maria]

Soz lubo. Didnt mean you.

 

[The Shamrock]

Is some creep watching you, Maria? Get the bastard outed.

 

[Maria]

Is some creep watching you, Maria? Get the bastard outed.

Ye know

 

[Maria]

Beware the wolf in sheeps clothing.