Jinxy, I'm at a loss at what it is you're trying to prove here?
I think it's fair to say that there are certain folk that you're never going to see eye-to-eye with, but that's natural in any environment.
But lets be totally honest here, you're partial to being a bit contrary sometimes and surely you have to acknowledge that you're more than capable of tossing a few hand grenades into the conversation.
I'm not necessarily saying that that in itself is a bad thing, sometimes a debate needs opened up a bit, but you know fine well that there are plenty times when you argue for arguments sake.
Humour is always a subjective thing. I often think my wit is razor-sharp, when more often than not, it is as sharp as a blunt jobbie.
I don't think humour is our forte, jinxy.......perhaps we would be better served discussing football, politics and life in general in a more "straightforward" manner.