Tread fucking lightly my friend...tread lightly
The ferries used to be a roaring trade in the 60's, to the 90's, from Gourock to the aforementioned wee hilly toon, or hillbilly toon, more like, while ferrying the 'Dunoon Dollies' across, to visit their 'US paramours' at the US Naval base at the Holy Loch
Many of those girls, now live in the States, and good for them for making a better life for themselves
Greenock teaches you to stand up for yourself at an early age
Playing 'tig' with a half brick, and having snowball fights, with 'Greenock rules' (big stone in the centre) will do that for you
50, hope you are keeping fit and well mate, it's a sair fecht...as the Dunoon teuchters say
COYBIG