We can all use a laugh

Hoopy427 said:
It's up there with "The batsmans Holding the bowlers Willey"
The only amusing thing that's ever happened in a game of cricket!
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Or the Oxford v Cambridge boat race, when the commentator, who I believe was the famous boxing commentator, Harry Carpenter, remarked:
"And there's the President of Cambridge's wife, kissing the Cox of the Cambridge crew"

When I heard that I thought of taking up rowing
 
DILLIGAF said:
It was on Bill Tennent's Scotland Today Show with Eric Milligan, the resident chef
The next day at work, it was all anyone could talk about
Hilarious
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the last time I was in America we watched an out take show. There was a clip from the US version of MR and Mrs. The question was- where is the most unusual place you and your husband have been intimate? The lady said- can I say this? The host says- sure you can, go ahead. The lady then says- In the ass!!!
I laughed for days aboot that.
 
When the reporter asked the Boxer about his opponent he was asked What State he was in. New Jersey.
Another was the American footballer in the changing room in his Towel talking to a female reporter who asked him how big he was his reply was 6ft 6” and 9”
And the American footballer when asked the difference between Astroturf and grass
Don’t know never smoked astroturf.
It’ll be alright on the night Dennis Clipboard Norden.

HH 😂
 
A question for Dilligaff and Larry Cafiero- What is being reported in North America about the shortages here? We had Dees sister on the phone from California in a panic saying she saw the news about trouble here. She set up an Amazon UK account and discovered she could order from morrisons and have it sent to us. Tuesday we get a chap at the door. a guy from Amazon with over a £100 worth of shopping. The same order arrived the next day too. Amazon had contacted her saying there was a problem with her order and could she place it again. We had already received the order when they told her this. She placed it again and we got another £100 worth of shopping. She told Amazon there was no problem with 1st order. They told her-its easier for us just to let you keep it, twas our mistake so we will only charge for one order. Today we got 48 bottles of water, 24 bottles of Pineapple juice, 10 tins of ham, a 36lb bag of flour, 10 Fray Bentos pies plus £100 worth of Butcher meat from Morrisons. She has told us fruit and veg is on the way too.
We spoke to her sister last night and she was under the impression we are fighting over bread in the streets. We had to buy a large bookcase for the bedroom to stack all the tins of soup, ravioli, Irish stew and much more. We have enough rice and spaghetti to see us through till next summer. In California in times of crisis everyone stocks up on water. We didna have the heart to tell her there's no panic here and that water is one thing we have plenty of. Or that the fact that she was able to order all this stuff is an indication that things are not as bad as the media over there are making out. All our neighbours (the ones we like anyway) got a big bag of shopping today.
We have a Guardian Angel in California watching over us.
 
Richybhoy said:
A question for Dilligaff and Larry Cafiero- What is being reported in North America about the shortages here? We had Dees sister on the phone from California in a panic saying she saw the news about trouble here. She set up an Amazon UK account and discovered she could order from morrisons and have it sent to us. Tuesday we get a chap at the door. a guy from Amazon with over a £100 worth of shopping. The same order arrived the next day too. Amazon had contacted her saying there was a problem with her order and could she place it again. We had already received the order when they told her this. She placed it again and we got another £100 worth of shopping. She told Amazon there was no problem with 1st order. They told her-its easier for us just to let you keep it, twas our mistake so we will only charge for one order. Today we got 48 bottles of water, 24 bottles of Pineapple juice, 10 tins of ham, a 36lb bag of flour, 10 Fray Bentos pies plus £100 worth of Butcher meat from Morrisons. She has told us fruit and veg is on the way too.
We spoke to her sister last night and she was under the impression we are fighting over bread in the streets. We had to buy a large bookcase for the bedroom to stack all the tins of soup, ravioli, Irish stew and much more. We have enough rice and spaghetti to see us through till next summer. In California in times of crisis everyone stocks up on water. We didna have the heart to tell her there's no panic here and that water is one thing we have plenty of. Or that the fact that she was able to order all this stuff is an indication that things are not as bad as the media over there are making out. All our neighbours (the ones we like anyway) got a big bag of shopping today.
We have a Guardian Angel in California watching over us.
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Nae snowballs :oops:
 
Richybhoy said:
A question for Dilligaff and Larry Cafiero- What is being reported in North America about the shortages here?
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Not much being reported about shortages both here and there, to be honest. Much of the news is a lot of hand-wringing about whether there's going to be enough in the way of Christmas gifts rather than anything else. But to be honest I haven't been paying attention, as we're not seeing any shortages here in California.

Sounds like you got a windfall from your sister-in-law. Congratulations! :D
 
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‘A parody of a newspaper’ ‘Danish cops kicking racism out of football’ ‘Scotland’s shame, again’ Record set straight on the Battle of Brondby

The Daily Record was under attack for their reversing of reality as Ibrox fans rioted in the Battle of Brondby.
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For anybody thinking of going to Denmark sevco advise you do not go near any football ground for fear of being attacked with battons by their police force, especially if you do not intend to pay entry to the stadium..
It looks like they are very protective of their property,shame Police Scotland dont share the same thoughts as the Danes..

HH
 
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