DILLIGAF
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Absolutely and I don't think it was Johnny, it was Bill Tennent who said the famous line ;-)Hey Dill, do you remember her husband Johnny saying,” May all your doughnuts turn out like Fannies”.HH to you ma man.
Absolutely and I don't think it was Johnny, it was Bill Tennent who said the famous line ;-)Hey Dill, do you remember her husband Johnny saying,” May all your doughnuts turn out like Fannies”.HH to you ma man.
It's up there with "The batsmans Holding the bowlers Willey"It was on Bill Tennent's Scotland Today Show with Eric Milligan, the resident chef
The next day at work, it was all anyone could talk about
Hilarious
Or the Oxford v Cambridge boat race, when the commentator, who I believe was the famous boxing commentator, Harry Carpenter, remarked:It's up there with "The batsmans Holding the bowlers Willey"
The only amusing thing that's ever happened in a game of cricket!
the last time I was in America we watched an out take show. There was a clip from the US version of MR and Mrs. The question was- where is the most unusual place you and your husband have been intimate? The lady said- can I say this? The host says- sure you can, go ahead. The lady then says- In the ass!!!It was on Bill Tennent's Scotland Today Show with Eric Milligan, the resident chef
The next day at work, it was all anyone could talk about
Hilarious
Nae snowballsA question for Dilligaff and Larry Cafiero- What is being reported in North America about the shortages here? We had Dees sister on the phone from California in a panic saying she saw the news about trouble here. She set up an Amazon UK account and discovered she could order from morrisons and have it sent to us. Tuesday we get a chap at the door. a guy from Amazon with over a £100 worth of shopping. The same order arrived the next day too. Amazon had contacted her saying there was a problem with her order and could she place it again. We had already received the order when they told her this. She placed it again and we got another £100 worth of shopping. She told Amazon there was no problem with 1st order. They told her-its easier for us just to let you keep it, twas our mistake so we will only charge for one order. Today we got 48 bottles of water, 24 bottles of Pineapple juice, 10 tins of ham, a 36lb bag of flour, 10 Fray Bentos pies plus £100 worth of Butcher meat from Morrisons. She has told us fruit and veg is on the way too.
We spoke to her sister last night and she was under the impression we are fighting over bread in the streets. We had to buy a large bookcase for the bedroom to stack all the tins of soup, ravioli, Irish stew and much more. We have enough rice and spaghetti to see us through till next summer. In California in times of crisis everyone stocks up on water. We didna have the heart to tell her there's no panic here and that water is one thing we have plenty of. Or that the fact that she was able to order all this stuff is an indication that things are not as bad as the media over there are making out. All our neighbours (the ones we like anyway) got a big bag of shopping today.
We have a Guardian Angel in California watching over us.
the only thing i use alexa fur is an alarm clock and listenin tae the wireless in ma bed....Alexa switch aff efter 20 mins.......anyone used there alexa to talk to friends , heard the day you can call your friends using it just like a landline
Everbody can talk tae each ither on the noise then instead o typin.......anyone used there alexa to talk to friends , heard the day you can call your friends using it just like a landline
nae swetchies at all Kelly. D recently found oot she has Type 2 Diabetes. Her family loved Snowballs when I took some over. Tea Cakes as wellNae snowballs
Not much being reported about shortages both here and there, to be honest. Much of the news is a lot of hand-wringing about whether there's going to be enough in the way of Christmas gifts rather than anything else. But to be honest I haven't been paying attention, as we're not seeing any shortages here in California.A question for Dilligaff and Larry Cafiero- What is being reported in North America about the shortages here?
7million for Cnut.How many FEMINISTS does it take to screw in a light bulb ?
Just one, she holds the light bulb in place and just stands there while the world revolves around her
Russian baddie Ivor poloniumSee the next Bond is to be transgender.
There already filming the movie….Cocktopussy…
Suki Makokov could be the new Russian baddieRussian baddie Ivor polonium
HH
On the Russian cruise ship i worked we used to change our name badges on the first night of every cruise some of the passengers would be down at reception tellin the burd she'd spoke to ava bolokov and boris lognobSuki Makokov could be the new Russian baddie