Smelltheg-love
Well-known member
give it a practice run in the morning, find a crack dealer, you'll be fineI get my vaccination tomorrow, I’ve got a needle phobia, so blood pressure will be thorough the roof not looking forward to it
give it a practice run in the morning, find a crack dealer, you'll be fineI get my vaccination tomorrow, I’ve got a needle phobia, so blood pressure will be thorough the roof not looking forward to it
I'm ok, kelly. The loss of oor Michael and not hearing from SP has been upsetting for me.Nice to see you back , you well ?
and there she is, the mamaratzi is back, hope your well Shammy, you've been missedI'm ok, kelly. The loss of oor Michael and not hearing from SP has been upsetting for me.
It was just a fkn worm!Phobias are a cunt I'm an ophidiophobia (that's fear of snakes dozy bastards ) I'm properly shit scared of them but I'll watch any snake program going, I'm sure I know more about snakes than any cunt in the country (know your enemy)
I was rebuilding a dry stone wall in our back garden down south and came across a slow worm, not even a snake, its a legless lizard with no teeth! I properly freaked out wouldn't go back into the garden, the missus had to cut the grass from then on!
Behave yersel, Smelly.and there she is, the mamaratzi is back, hope your well Shammy, you've been missed
just as i made a smutty remark as well
thought it was safe
Apologies in advance
You're the cunt that walks backwards with your arse in the airyou need to get out more ,you seem to have a strange infatuation with bungholes ,,,
It's a legless lizard that looks very snake like! (Albeit small)It was just a fkn worm!
A Slow Worm mibbe Mr Attenborough.It's a legless lizard that looks very snake like! (Albeit small)
it's the rodge species of snake, a small reptile meeting the venomous criteria, if your a flyIt's a legless lizard that looks very snake like! (Albeit small)
The Leicester Rodge?it's the rodge species of snake, a small reptile meeting the venomous criteria, if your a fly
It's a badly named creature, vicious serpent of death would be more appropriate.A Slow Worm mibbe Mr Attenborough.
fully understandable ,,,SP is a strange one to be silent for so long really expected him to show up long before now , can only hope is wellI'm ok, kelly. The loss of oor Michael and not hearing from SP has been upsetting for me.
or a flaccid pythonIt's a badly named creature, vicious serpent of death would be more appropriate.
fannyPhobias are a cunt I'm an ophidiophobia (that's fear of snakes dozy bastards ) I'm properly shit scared of them but I'll watch any snake program going, I'm sure I know more about snakes than any cunt in the country (know your enemy)
I was rebuilding a dry stone wall in our back garden down south and came across a slow worm, not even a snake, its a legless lizard with no teeth! I properly freaked out wouldn't go back into the garden, the missus had to cut the grass from then on!
i echo that, he was a valuable contributor to the site, enjoyed his wit, and bhoy did he grasp englishfully understandable ,,,SP is a strange one to be silent for so long really expected him to show up long before now , can only hope is well
Brilliant BB!! but.............there`s another wan oan it`s wayThat’s me been done, didn’t even faint