Last year when we weren't locked down we went to Glenfinnan Viaduct, the missus wanted to photograph it. I know fuck all about Harry Potter so hadn't a clue it was in the film.
It's a stunning thing but the only thing more annoying than the swarms of midges was the swarms of Harry Potter fans! They weren't even kids it was wankers in their 20s dancing about the hills casting spells ffs!
One of the wee freaks walked into me, think he was concentrating on a spell, I told him if he did it again I'd snap his fucking wand, he looked quite upset.
I'll blame him for all my bad luck, wee cunt probably cursed me!