Hoopy427
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She actually brought me a Michael Schumacher cap back from Spain so I didn't leave her.Time for a sharp exit eh?
(Till the next day)
She actually brought me a Michael Schumacher cap back from Spain so I didn't leave her.Time for a sharp exit eh?
Right go on ..tell us ..Aw man.........let's NEVER start a thread aboot proposals. EVER!!!
Aw man.........let's NEVER start a thread aboot proposals. EVER!!!
Fuck me, Tony.........I'm already hammerin awa' at death's door and that's still less frightening than talking aboot proposals.Right go on ..tell us ..
Get too close to SP and you'll be isolating for 9 months!How many stories have you got? We could need isolating for another 6 months.
The comedian Brendan grace done a skit years ago about a grooms speech at a wedding.Aw man.........let's NEVER start a thread aboot proposals. EVER!!!
Turbo spunk like Bernie?Get too close to SP and you'll be isolating for 9 months!
Jeez, that's the only thing I've got in common wie the wee oranges, D.Turbo spunk like Bernie?
Bigman you need to give the wee fuckers time to recover. Ye have the tool pulled aff yourself. Ye have enough harm done in the last two weeks that would pebble dash the gable wall of a two story house!Jeez, that's the only thing I've got in common wie the wee oranges, D.
We're both seedless......
.......................Imagine pumpin that old cunt
Rallying real drivers real cars real skills F1 that’s just a procession shite ti watch now then and forever.F1 is the connoisseurs motorsport Shammy
Well connoisseurs and Lewis Fucking Hamilton fans these days!
Rallying real drivers real cars real skills F1 that’s just a procession shite ti watch now then and forever.F1 is the connoisseurs motorsport Shammy
Well connoisseurs and Lewis Fucking Hamilton fans these days!
Did she like it up the highlandsShe sounded stable
...................Did she like it up the highlands
........................Former F1 boss to be a da at 89 years old!Surely this is a late April fool?Thoughts?
Did he run into all his competitors with his kart, like Schumacher?He fuckin thought he was Schumacher.
Get aff yer knees you !!!Seen Grace Kelly in Dundee with Rainier when United played Monaco.
Thought she was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen until I met Shammy.
Come on now Larry Schumacher was the messi of f1 when you actually needed skill to drive the car.Did he run into all his competitors with his kart, like Schumacher?
People who don't know any better seem to think Michael's a cunt because of the coming together with Villeneuve and Dhill. Truth is he was light years ahead of every other driver of his era. Do you remember Malaysia 99? He'd been absent since breaking his leg at Silverstone, came back and totally dominated the race, pole by almost a second! But he couldn't win the championship so he let Irvine pass him, held up the McLarens so that Eddy could win the race. After the race Irvine said he's not only the best number one in the world he's the best number 2 as well!Come on now Larry Schumacher was the messi of f1 when you actually needed skill to drive the car.
Did you know that when Schumacher was at Ferrari, they made computer simulation of his car and the computer raced it (can't remember the circuit), doing a full Grand Prix. Schumacher then went out on the the same track doing a full Grand Prix to compare where he could improve in relation to the computer. He actually beat the computer time. That's how good he was.
In relation to my friend, he would hire a piece of shit cart and still beat the lads with their own carts. He wasn't right in the head!