Hoopy427
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She actually brought me a Michael Schumacher cap back from Spain so I didn't leave her.
(Till the next day)
(Till the next day)
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Tony
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Right go on ..tell us ..
The Shamrock
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How many stories have you got? We could need isolating for another 6 months.
Spherical Planet
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Fuck me, Tony.........I'm already hammerin awa' at death's door and that's still less frightening than talking aboot proposals.
Hoopy427
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Get too close to SP and you'll be isolating for 9 months!
The Deadner
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The comedian Brendan grace done a skit years ago about a grooms speech at a wedding.
He was discussing how he proposed to his now wife.
He said "I offered my honour, she honoured my offer and I was on her and off her the whole night"!
The Deadner
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Turbo spunk like Bernie?Get too close to SP and you'll be isolating for 9 months!
Spherical Planet
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Jeez, that's the only thing I've got in common wie the wee oranges, D.
We're both seedless......
The Deadner
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Bigman you need to give the wee fuckers time to recover. Ye have the tool pulled aff yourself. Ye have enough harm done in the last two weeks that would pebble dash the gable wall of a two story house!
Imatim
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JamSam67
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Rallying real drivers real cars real skills F1 that’s just a procession shite ti watch now then and forever.
HH vroom
JamSam67
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Rallying real drivers real cars real skills F1 that’s just a procession shite ti watch now then and forever.
HH vroom
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Ian65
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Imatim
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Imatim
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........................Former F1 boss to be a da at 89 years old!Surely this is a late April fool?Thoughts?
Methinks someone may have had it in for him
Oops! Someone beat me to it.....so to speak
lcafiero
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Did he run into all his competitors with his kart, like Schumacher?
tictastic
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Get aff yer knees you !!!
The Deadner
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Come on now Larry Schumacher was the messi of f1 when you actually needed skill to drive the car.
Did you know that when Schumacher was at Ferrari, they made computer simulation of his car and the computer raced it (can't remember the circuit), doing a full Grand Prix. Schumacher then went out on the the same track doing a full Grand Prix to compare where he could improve in relation to the computer. He actually beat the computer time. That's how good he was.
In relation to my friend, he would hire a piece of shit cart and still beat the lads with their own carts. He wasn't right in the head!
Hoopy427
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People who don't know any better seem to think Michael's a cunt because of the coming together with Villeneuve and Dhill. Truth is he was light years ahead of every other driver of his era. Do you remember Malaysia 99? He'd been absent since breaking his leg at Silverstone, came back and totally dominated the race, pole by almost a second! But he couldn't win the championship so he let Irvine pass him, held up the McLarens so that Eddy could win the race. After the race Irvine said he's not only the best number one in the world he's the best number 2 as well!
