Not only WAS she a cow. She was a total CUNTY'VAGINAL INSERT AS WELL!Thatchers a cow.
Let's see how long this thread lasts
Late to the party eh?Not only WAS she a cow. She was a total CUNTY'VAGINAL INSERT AS WELL!
As far as the Queen........Ald lass, Peace Be With her, let's move on
Plus, she apologised at Croke........well done her
Pub shutting early in Dundee or something.Not only WAS she a cow. She was a total CUNTY'VAGINAL INSERT AS WELL!
As far as the Queen........Ald lass, Peace Be With her, let's move on
Plus, she apologised at Croke........well done her
Just like the coo's tailLate to the party eh?
Come back soon mateI'm away to go hide in my bedroom for a few weeks. At least there no one can offend me and I can't offend anyone else.
I hope you all manage to make it through the next few weeks without anyone hurting your feelings. See you all later
If you canna afford beans then I suppose an onion would have to do.. My old ma used to have me shell peas in summer to put in the mince, but had to revert to beans in the winter.Horrendous!!! Carrot and Onion all day long!....Wee bit plain buttered bread...tatties(mashed) what Heathen does this tae mince? Beans?...A gie up! Next it will just be vinegar oan a fish supper! The Lord wept..
That made me laugh.All good pal
Yeah some of the stuff they eat here is mental
The correct way to cook Kale, if anyone cares...
First strip the leaves
Then wash for a few minutes under a cold tap
Get a skillet, heat it up on medium, then add some pickles...
Cook for five minutes, until it's tender
Take the pan, and tip the whole fucking thing into the bin
Open a beer and have a cheeseburger
Stay tuned for more handy, helpful, kitchen hints, from me n Cairnsy
My job is done hereThat made me laugh.
Wow wit a fanny he is see this is wit happens these cunts don't live in the real world his wee maws no even fuckin rigid yet and he was out all smiles now this u can see he was just choking for that head piece fitbaws aff for they fuckers but all the snobby sports got to continue fuck the lot of themThis could be construed as offensive
Self entitlement doesn't quite cover it
"Move it yersel ya auld bastard"
And here's part 2
Check the face out, as he admonishes his aide
FTK
Hes showing his true colours, the bam.Wow wit a fanny he is see this is wit happens these cunts don't live in the real world his wee maws no even fuckin rigid yet and he was out all smiles now this u can see he was just choking for that head piece fitbaws aff for they fuckers but all the snobby sports got to continue fuck the lot of them
Turns out all the kids fitbaw was on but this place is just along the road from one of her palaces you wid think they wid show some respect but going by how charlie and the boys were out laughing and joking way the masses with not a tear in sight says it allAye but they working classes but they just canny be trusted to go to the fuckin fitbaw
Just not for the plebs eh?Aye but they working classes but they just canny be trusted to go to the fuckin fitbaw
Plain breed makes a braw bit ah toast n cheese wi onions and tomatoes oan it gorbals pizza styleNever did like plain breed, pan breed aw the time, cannae beat mince and tatties cooked on the fire when you had the gas cut aff.. nice dods of soot in it.
As my father would say "damn the harm it would do ye, only for all it gained".Never did like plain breed, pan breed aw the time, cannae beat mince and tatties cooked on the fire when you had the gas cut aff.. nice dods of soot in it.