Women’s football

[kelly]

Been tryin te watch the women’s game the night, just to give it a fair chance. France v South Korea. France 3 up. Just find it boring, sorry lassies I know yer doin yer best. Not a physical game not a decent challenge in sight and I’ve switched over now. It hasn’t converted me I’m afraid. I feel guilty mind we’re supposed to be all fer women power. Bugger that

Look yer a wummin
and wummin watchin wummin doing good things and gettin loads of attention is a recipe for disaster
because wummin don't like other wummin doin good things and gettin loads of attention it's in your DNA unless your a stripper

 

[The Shamrock]

What about this for a premise, Shammy

Old fogey island

Send a dozen cratchety old lads and lasses up to some far flung hebridean island and let them battle it out for catheters, stoma bags, and dentures.

Weekly supplies will include wiltshire farm meals and pureed baby food.

I reckon that's a ratings winner.

You've read my diary, haven't you? ???

 

[The Shamrock]

Look yer a wummin
and wummin watchin wummin doing good things and gettin loads of attention is a recipe for disaster
because wummin don't like other wummin doin good things and gettin loads of attention it's in your DNA unless your a stripper

Whit???

 

[Spherical Planet]

You've read my diary, haven't you? ???

Naw, I read my daily itinerary

 

[kelly]

Sorry, GG, I can't agree. Women's football might not be everyone's cup of tea but for a gender who were overlooked when it came to sports, especially footie, I think we're coming along nicely. The women have generations of the game to catch up on which is why they aren't yet as skilled, but give them time.
As for the dearth of physicality, I think that just shows that we aren't daft enough to maim each other and you won't see stupid sevcoesque style diving or cheating.
There have been many football players in my family, women among them.

.

 

[The Shamrock]

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And your point is, caller?

 

[Spherical Planet]

Whit???

Naw Shammy, Kelly's bang on point!

Women are complete bastards to one another, especially at work.

It's all peaches when they're around rach other, but as soon as somebody goes out the room, it's a total bitchfest.

 

[kelly]

Naw Shammy, Kelly's bang on point!

Women are complete bastards to one another, especially at work.

It's all peaches when they're around rach other, but as soon as somebody goes out the room, it's a total bitchfest.

exactly caller right on point

 

[The Shamrock]

exactly caller right on point

That's right, men aren't like that. Remember that the next time you bump against some guy's drinking arm in the pub. Boom.

 

[Spherical Planet]

That's right, men aren't like that. Remember that the next time you bump against some guy's drinking arm in the pub. Boom.

That's Mmale bonding, Shammy..........it's a throwback to when we crawled out of the primordial soup and began our ascent up the food chain.

Just over-exuberance and general hi-jinks.

 

[Greenghirl]

What about this for a premise, Shammy

Old fogey island

Send a dozen cratchety old lads and lasses up to some far flung hebridean island and let them battle it out for catheters, stoma bags, and dentures.

Weekly supplies will include wiltshire farm meals and pureed baby food.

I reckon that's a ratings winner.

I’m a crotchety old lass I’ll volunteer...... I’ll take the auld fella wi mi..... it’ll be no love island mind.... I could do a lot a damage wi my crochet hook

 

[Spherical Planet]

I’m a crotchety old lass I’ll volunteer...... I’ll take the auld fella wi mi..... it’ll be no love island mind.... I could do a lot a damage wi my crochet hook

I'm overhauling my mobility scooter, as we speak.

crochet hooks and mobility scooters, by jove.......we can do some jousting.

 

[Greenghirl]

I'm overhauling my mobility scooter, as we speak.

crochet hooks and mobility scooters, by jove.......we can do some jousting.

And they say us oldies don’t know how te live eh

 

[The Shamrock]

Fuxache, life on the edge eh?

 

[kelly]

Fuxache, life on the edge eh?

Riveting i can't wait to get old

 

[P.Anthony]

That says more about you than the women's football.

Haha kiddin on you

 

[P.Anthony]

Look yer a wummin
and wummin watchin wummin doing good things and gettin loads of attention is a recipe for disaster
because wummin don't like other wummin doin good things and gettin loads of attention it's in your DNA unless your a stripper

mind a thought you were a wummen ?

 

[kelly]

mind a thought you were a wummen ?

and your watchin love island , you might turn into one

 

[P.Anthony]

Naw Shammy, Kelly's bang on point!

Women are complete bastards to one another, especially at work.

It's all peaches when they're around rach other, but as soon as somebody goes out the room, it's a total bitchfest.

Ma hoose is bigger than her hoose,ma motors faster than her motor,ma bfs better lookin than hers ?

 

[P.Anthony]

and your watchin love island , you might turn into one

Hawl don't knock it until you watch it ?