The ones that get to walk with the band are hand picked as they are considered the better looking ones. The real sights are the ones on the side of the street in their pish and shit stained orange lurex mini skirts, actively trying to breed with anyone drunk enough to think they might forget it the next dayIn a wee run to Ayr the day…unfortunately there’s some live street music…
“Of honest men and bonnie lasses…and flute bands with orange sashes..”
Is it part of the membership process that u have to be a fat, ugly, creashy dishevelled toothless mess to join?
If it was the worlds ugliest band competition the one that just walked by me is in wi a shout ….holy moly