It’s Saturday night …

[Smelltheg-love]

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I made chicken and rice soup and Irish stew yesterday

this is the cooking thread yes

 

[Spherical Planet]

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I made chicken and rice soup and Irish stew yesterday

this is the cooking thread yes

There you've went and done it again, Stg.

Deflect. Deflect. Deflect.

I'm obligated to remind you that you initiated this carnage, so take some responsibility for your actions.

 

[Hoopy427]

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I made chicken and rice soup and Irish stew yesterday

this is the cooking thread yes

Did you put brown sauce in the soup ya dodgy bastard?

 

[tictastic]

corned dobbie and beetroot pieces, heaven.

 

[Shadow2]

My ex used to work in a restaurant
On a dessert they had put sprigs/cuttings of physillis and everybody was asking what the herb was
Of course that daft cunt got confused
After the first shocked expression you’d think of asking if your pronunciation was correct
No daft arse

The dangers of 'eating out' eh!

But hey who disnae like a yummy STD for dessert....ye just need tae mind and leave plenty of room after yer gonorrhea and chips though!

 

[Hoopy427]

corned dobbie and beetroot pieces, heaven.

Thought that said corned boabie for a second there!

 

[Spherical Planet]

The dangers of 'eating out' eh!

But hey who disnae like a yummy STD for dessert....ye just need tae mind and leave plenty of room after yer gonorrhea and chips though!

That's the reason why I don't dine out, Andy.

I ken some of they clatty bastarts that work in restaurants and nothing that they've put their paws on is going any'whar near my mooth!!!!

 

[Spherical Planet]

Thought that said corned boabie for a second there!

Just felt myself tighten up there.

Think there was a whimper too

 

[Smelltheg-love]

There you've went and done it again, Stg.

Deflect. Deflect. Deflect.

I'm obligated to remind you that you initiated this carnage, so take some responsibility for your actions.

Well I’m half Protestant

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Did you put brown sauce in the soup ya dodgy bastard?

No that would be wrong

 

[Smelltheg-love]

corned dobbie and beetroot pieces, heaven.

At a glance I though that said Bobbie
I’m away to get my crayons out

 

[Hoopy427]

No that would be wrong

When's being wrong ever stopped you?

 

[Smelltheg-love]

Thought that said corned boabie for a second there!

The great mind thread this is turning into
But I never went as far as the graphic
There’s ladies on here

 

[Smelltheg-love]

That's the reason why I don't dine out, Andy.

I ken some of they clatty bastarts that work in restaurants and nothing that they've put their paws on is going any'whar near my mooth!!!!

There’s nothing worse than the chef coming oot the kitchen to go to the toilet or something
Don’t like to see the greasy fucker that’s cooking my grub

 

[MickyMcMick]

Sorry to correct you, Mick - but that is a popular misconception in the west and wholly (wooly) inaccurate.

Once you meet your typical Aberdonian, you'll soon be to realise that they are all thick as dung.

It is the sheep that have made slaves o' they wingnuts. Think Planet of the Apes, only with sheep

Your right enough SP I live amongst them and the sheep are defo higher up the evolutionary ladder

 

[Hoopy427]

The great mind thread this is turning into
But I never went as far as the graphic
There’s ladies on here

That was just a leftover vegetable from the cooking chat, completely unintentional....

 

[tictastic]

I see auld lizzie never turned at the rememberance, think she`s on her way oot??

 

[Smelltheg-love]

I see auld lizzie never turned at the rememberance, think she`s on her way oot??

I’m sure she left at the end of series 6 after the friek murdered big bea smith

 

[Spherical Planet]

The great mind thread this is turning into
But I never went as far as the graphic
There’s ladies on here

Ach.......that's only when my multiples get the run o' me, mate.

They're all hungover just now

 

[Shadow2]

Men should get their own supermarkets, one Isle for sausages, one Isle for drink and a checkout where anyone with more than 6 items can fuck right off!

It would make shopping a far quicker more pleasurable experience for us instead of having to fight past bastards fingering avocados and sniffing melons!

Then you end up in the checkout queue holding a box of Stella and a packet of sausages and in front of you somebody has a trolley with enough food in it to feed Afghanistan for a week, do they let you through? Do they fuck! You end up stood there for an hour while they unload and package all their shite, they complain about the quality of the plastic bags, then they start raking about to find a coupon at the bottom of their bag that gets them 2p off a tin of beans, then they canny remember their pin number and assume the 30 furious folk now waiting behind them in the queue will join them in thinking its hilarious. Im thinking the game starts in 5 minutes I'll buy your food if it'll speed up this fuckaboutery! Does my tits in, hate shopping and people!

Sorry Hoopy I usually wouldnae point oot people's spelling mistakes {for reference see my own posts} but this 1 is too funny to let slide mate....it's 'aisle' not 'isle'....that said imagine all the extra tourists Scotland would get if the Scottish Tourist Board added the Isle of Sausages and the Isle of Drink to it's list of destinations!