Smelltheg-love
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I made chicken and rice soup and Irish stew yesterday
this is the cooking thread yes
I made chicken and rice soup and Irish stew yesterday
this is the cooking thread yes
There you've went and done it again, Stg.Back to the topic thread
I made chicken and rice soup and Irish stew yesterday
this is the cooking thread yes
Did you put brown sauce in the soup ya dodgy bastard?Back to the thread topic
I made chicken and rice soup and Irish stew yesterday
this is the cooking thread yes
My ex used to work in a restaurant
On a dessert they had put sprigs/cuttings of physillis and everybody was asking what the herb was
Of course that daft cunt got confused
After the first shocked expression you’d think of asking if your pronunciation was correct
No daft arse
Thought that said corned boabie for a second there!corned dobbie and beetroot pieces, heaven.
That's the reason why I don't dine out, Andy.The dangers of 'eating out' eh!
But hey who disnae like a yummy STD for dessert....ye just need tae mind and leave plenty of room after yer gonorrhea and chips though!
Just felt myself tighten up there.Thought that said corned boabie for a second there!
Well I’m half ProtestantThere you've went and done it again, Stg.
Deflect. Deflect. Deflect.
I'm obligated to remind you that you initiated this carnage, so take some responsibility for your actions.
No that would be wrongDid you put brown sauce in the soup ya dodgy bastard?
At a glance I though that said Bobbiecorned dobbie and beetroot pieces, heaven.
When's being wrong ever stopped you?No that would be wrong
The great mind thread this is turning intoThought that said corned boabie for a second there!
There’s nothing worse than the chef coming oot the kitchen to go to the toilet or somethingThat's the reason why I don't dine out, Andy.
I ken some of they clatty bastarts that work in restaurants and nothing that they've put their paws on is going any'whar near my mooth!!!!
Your right enough SP I live amongst them and the sheep are defo higher up the evolutionary ladderSorry to correct you, Mick - but that is a popular misconception in the west and wholly (wooly) inaccurate.
Once you meet your typical Aberdonian, you'll soon be to realise that they are all thick as dung.
It is the sheep that have made slaves o' they wingnuts. Think Planet of the Apes, only with sheep
That was just a leftover vegetable from the cooking chat, completely unintentional....The great mind thread this is turning into
But I never went as far as the graphic
There’s ladies on here
I’m sure she left at the end of series 6 after the friek murdered big bea smithI see auld lizzie never turned at the rememberance, think she`s on her way oot??
Ach.......that's only when my multiples get the run o' me, mate.The great mind thread this is turning into
But I never went as far as the graphic
There’s ladies on here
Men should get their own supermarkets, one Isle for sausages, one Isle for drink and a checkout where anyone with more than 6 items can fuck right off!
It would make shopping a far quicker more pleasurable experience for us instead of having to fight past bastards fingering avocados and sniffing melons!
Then you end up in the checkout queue holding a box of Stella and a packet of sausages and in front of you somebody has a trolley with enough food in it to feed Afghanistan for a week, do they let you through? Do they fuck! You end up stood there for an hour while they unload and package all their shite, they complain about the quality of the plastic bags, then they start raking about to find a coupon at the bottom of their bag that gets them 2p off a tin of beans, then they canny remember their pin number and assume the 30 furious folk now waiting behind them in the queue will join them in thinking its hilarious. Im thinking the game starts in 5 minutes I'll buy your food if it'll speed up this fuckaboutery! Does my tits in, hate shopping and people!