Rumours flying that Big Mike has rogered the Huns

[TartanTim]

Oh the huns are raging on fud follow, big Mick is the number 1 topic, closely followed in 2nd place Staduim improvements, never mindnew food outlets, toilets, tvs so you can see the game weather yer huving a pish or buying pie. Soon it will be the biggest Asds/Walmart in Scotland.

On a job today repoed a guys car, he's shouting down the phone at his mrs not tae come near the work, who comes driving in his mrs in the other car we were looking for. Hes going absolutely tonto by this time, cam doom ffs says I, his season tickets were in the glove box thats what he was more worried about, opens glove box 6 St's for Ibrokes. Gave him his tkts, took both his motors. ???? His boat tomorrow, thanks tae paperwork he left in his glovebox. RESULT ????

. He's really made my day & given my bank balance a major boost ???

 

[Maria]

 

[Thai Tommy]

To be honest I've got 3 numbers.
But in my defence I'm the only one in my family that can prove that they have a brain. Scand by the 3 doctors.
Wible Wible

My old GP who went through a very difficult divorce, told me my ECG scan were perfect. I asked he put that in writing, why he asked. Told him my wife told me many times I had no heart. He clicked, laughed then had a coughing fit. When recovered he just said " next time tell her calk me

 

[TartanTim]

The Hun hordes will be boycotting Poundland next offensive words in a picture
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[boab1916]

The Hun hordes will be boycotting Poundland next offensive words in a picture
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Thats frames valued the same as CW gave for the whole shooting match

 

[Maria]

The Hun hordes will be boycotting Poundland next offensive words in a picture
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Mugs away

 

[jinxy67]

My old GP who went through a very difficult divorce, told me my ECG scan were perfect. I asked he put that in writing, why he asked. Told him my wife told me many times I had no heart. He clicked, laughed then had a coughing fit. When recovered he just said " next time tell her calk me

Ha Ha my daughters actually looked at the scans to check they wear real

 

[The Shamrock]

Ha Ha my daughters actually looked at the scans to check they wear real

No surprised. ?

 

[jinxy67]

No surprised. ?

They want me to go back to double check. It doesn't sink in

 

[Fisiani]

Last time i was teaching in Scotland I asked a guy in the front row of my audience what he was planning to do on Saturday. Everyone already knew I was a mad keen Celtic supporter. He somewhat blushed and mumbled "I've half a mind to go to Ibrox." I quickly replied. "That's fine, apparently that's all of a mind you need."

 

[tictastic]

Been reading back through this thread ,and nobody has mentioned how much ashley took der hun for,anyone actually know?

 

[JamSam67]

Been reading back through this thread ,and nobody has mentioned how much ashley took der hun for,anyone actually know?

Hi Tic he took the Huns for £27:50 that’s wiped them out. The Administrator’s when they stop pishing themselves. Will close them doon. ASAP

HH ?

 

[TET]

Been reading back through this thread ,and nobody has mentioned how much ashley took der hun for,anyone actually know?

don't think the result of court case has been allowed into public domain.

hence the wild speculation of the result, especially since it has not been made public despite judge announcing he has ruled and last Friday since, still private.

 

[tictastic]

don't think the result of court case has been allowed into public domain.

hence the wild speculation of the result, especially since it has not been made public despite judge announcing he has ruled and last Friday since, still private.

Cheers for that pal

 

[Digger]

Time to have a whip round the funny handshakes to pay the bandits fare home ,,or the the award is so pitiful they are frightened to put it out there


even the daily glum has been quite which must be worrying the mugs

 

[TET]

maybe they need a secret agreement to hide the secrets around the secret agreement if the criminal doesn't keep his end of the secret from the first secret.

 

[The Shamrock]

Been reading back through this thread ,and nobody has mentioned how much ashley took der hun for,anyone actually know?

Squinty will tell the gullibllies that he has just beaten the shit out of MASH and only paid a ''nominal'' sum.

 

[JamSam67]

Squinty will tell the gullibllies that he has just beaten the shit out of MASH and only paid a ''nominal'' sum.

Leave MASH alone Squinty or Hawkeye will cut yir BAWS oaf

HH ??

 

[The Shamrock]

Leave MASH alone Squinty or Hawkeye will cut yir BAWS oaf

HH ??

If Hotlips Houlihan hasn't already.

 

[JamSam67]

If Hotlips Houlihan hasn't already.

Is that a BJ Hunicutt gone wrong where’s Radar when you need him.

HH ??